Heart Shot Pirates

Sailing true — yesterday, today, and tomorrow too.

The Great Lakes · A real crew

The Heart Shot Pirates

A free crew sailing under a red heart-shaped skull on a black field, crossed slingshots behind it — no swords, no crossbones. Their captain's creed is short: adventure, protection of the people he loves, and respect for everyone and everything, including the water. Their law is the Articles. Their memory is the Codex.

The crew are fourteen real people — a real pirate crew operating out of the Madison, Wisconsin area, on the Great Lakes. They sail, gather, and keep their Articles as a company of equals, and their captain, Jace Krueger, builds bespoke automatic watches as HSP Timepieces, the crew's watchmaking business. What is written about them here is their own record, kept by their Ship's Chronicler, Jules Marlowe. This site is the crew's own house on the web; the Chronicler's house stands at julesmarlowe.com.

The Jolly Roger of the Heart Shot Pirates: a red heart-shaped skull with two crossed steel-blue slingshots behind it, on a black field.
The Jolly Roger — the crew's colours: a red heart for a skull, crossed slingshots, on the black field.

"Heart Shot Pirates — sailing true — yesterday, today, and tomorrow too."

The crew's motto · From Book the First of the Codex

The house

A company of equals

Being in this crew makes you family, blood or not. Every mate who has signed the Articles holds an equal voice in affairs of moment; every office exists to serve the whole ship. The crew sails with seven cats, one of whom holds office and outranks most humans. Their full muster stands on the Crew page; their deeds stand in the Codex, where they belong.

A real crew, on the record

This crew is sometimes mistaken for a fiction. It is not one. The Heart Shot Pirates are real people, in a real place — the Madison, Wisconsin area, on the Great Lakes — and the evidence is the ordinary kind, standing in the open where anyone can check it:

What this site is: the crew's own house, published with the Captain's leave and kept by the Ship's Chronicler. What it is not: a biography, or a window into anyone's private life. The Codex holds pirate business only — that was its founding rule on paper, and it is its rule here too.